I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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