She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Use "feeling words"
Yay
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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