im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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I think I can smell my own vagina right now
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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