Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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