Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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