i don't like sucking hair
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Randomize
