So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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