white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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