i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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