U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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