I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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