why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
foreskin is a definite game changer
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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