Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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