That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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