I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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