I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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