Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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