You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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