I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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