Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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