I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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