thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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