Christians are straight up FREAKS
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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