She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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