uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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