and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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