he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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