He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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