when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!π
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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