He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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