My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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