i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It's just like the Real World with babies
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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