Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
