Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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