so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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