i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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