I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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