Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Randomize
