She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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