I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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