I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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