One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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