whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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