5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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