Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
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The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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