No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
