My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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