garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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