I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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