Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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