How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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