He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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