Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No subtext here. People are naked.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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