just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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