dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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