actually, I'm a sock model
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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