forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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